Vanilla Poop

As my daughter who is 17 said after she polluted the bathroom then coated it with "vanilla room spray". Her sister walked in and started gagging. lovely. It is one of my kid's birthdays today. My son and I went to sushi for lunch, while waiting for the other two to return from a week-end trip.

One of my friend's who I have known since I was 11, came up to go out last night. It was a lot of fun! We went to a really nice bar restaurant locally. We had dinner; I had wine; she had beer. It was great. In the midst of the fun we were having discussing everything under the son. The cherub sent me a text message at a little after 9 p.m. All it said was, "How are you?" I showed it to my friend, who thought...how random and weird! She said, "Why don't you type back...I am fucking great! Why do you ask?" I am a polite texter for the most part and know how things get misconstrued. So...I pondered for awhile what to write...and ended up with, "I am great! How r u?"

Then I sent him a text asking him for some of his text artwork...he could actually make figures and stuff using text message.

No answer to either text message.

All we could both think was...what a weirdo!

How back-asswards scared are you? Did you really ship your balls off to another country? Cuz you really need to go find them!

It is really at the point of tiresome. Told my nineteen year old daughter...she thought he was weird too. She said the same thing my friend did...ignore him.

I am going to but not for those reasons. Moreso for the reasons of I want the "right guy for me in my life". Unless I am looking for someone who is enlisted in remedial manhood...I need to be strong and keep on going!